Mary Was A Different Girl
|I'm just a girl in the world... a little weird but i'm nice well i think so. I reblog to much shit about everything.
I Like: Coffee. Chocolate. Candys. Photography. Write. Read. Animals. Food. Sex.
|BFF:||Grandmother I need to talk to you|
|Grandma:||[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?|
|BFF:||No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.|
|BFF:||I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.|
|Grandma:||[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.|
"Spending My Time" by Roxette is a wonderful nineties song and I can’t understand how someone even dislikes this band. They are so cheesy, I love...